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[glittersnatch]

Bo Dennis So even though I think this is kinda lame... I'm Bo... uh, I'm a succubus who likes drinking, and weapons, and alcohol and watching movies. God, where's Kenzi when I need her? Whatever, we're all here for a reason, let's get to it already.

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amazing sn: succubestie

[glittersnatch]

You weren't here yesterday. [That she's pretty sure of since Vex is not the type to just shy away from making his presence known.]

What's that suppose to mean?

[vexy]

That right? I didn't know you could sense me. That's romantic, that is.

Oh come on. City fueled on "physical intimacy" and a Succubus. Do I really have to do the math for you?

[glittersnatch]

Only in your perverted dreams.

[He's been here five minutes and she already wants to punch him in the face. Amazing.]

I'd forgotten what an asshat you are. [Well, she hadn't even thought about him before now. Damnit, why'd he have to come and ruin her mood?]

[vexy]

And here I was thinking you'd be happy to see me. After all I've done for you, talk about ungrateful!

[glittersnatch]

Seriously?

[If she looks a little miffed, it's because she is. She really hadn't expected to see anyone from home here and really, Vex was one of the last people she wanted to be seeing.]

Just because you've done shit for me doesn't mean I have to like you or even be happy to see you.

[Shit, that was harsh. Even for something directed at Vex.]

Look, you just weren't someone I was expecting to see here.

[vexy]

What crawled up your pipe and died?

[ DAMN, Bo. Now he was upset- not that it was difficult to set him off. ]

Well FORGIVE me for breathing! Next time a Garuda shows up, I'll remember how quickly you forget those who pitch in.

Isn't this supposed to be the land of happiness and cuddles anyway?! Did you miss the memo?

[glittersnatch]

[She curses loudly and lets out an exasperated sigh.]

Look, thanks for that, okay? But... Why are you bringing up shit that happened a long time ago?

[Okay not that long but bigger shit has happened since then. What the hell Vex?]

Hey, I have no problems in the land of cuddles.

[vexy]

A long time ago?! Bleeding months ago, that was!

[ What the hell, Bo?! ]

You're welcome.

[ Geez. ]

[glittersnatch]

[Have a what the fuck face.]

Uh, no. Try over a year ago.

[her lips press together and she remembers that timelines are shit here.]

What's the last thing that happened before you got here?

[vexy]

Maybe for you, not for me.

[ He wasn't to tell Bo about the horrible things he did to get his mesmer back, so he kept it vague. Not that he'd admit that he was ashamed of himself or anything- of course not! ]

Not too long after I saved Kenz's tiny bum and bid you and your couch adieu.

[glittersnatch]

[She closes her eyes for a moment and draws in a deep breath.]

That.. A lot of shit has happened since then.

[vexy]

Apparently. Is that any reason to take it out on me?

[ Because that's totally what's important here: Him. ]

[glittersnatch]

Maybe not.

[She looks back up and shakes her head. Typical Vex.]

But nice to know you care about what happens.

[vexy]

Should I? Is there anything I can do about it? No? It's shit then.

Wait, I don't die do I?

[glittersnatch]

[Her jaw flexes and she has to remind herself that she can't punch him.]

You know what? I don't have time for this shit.

[vexy]

Yeah, because it's so busy here.

What? Need a shoulder to cry on, is that it? Want Vexy to come and kiss all your blues away?

[glittersnatch]

Some of us have jobs. You should look into getting one.

[She shoots him a murderous look.]

I'd rather gouge my eyes out.

[vexy]

Kinky.

Yeah, maybe. I was thinking about it. No need to rush, yeah?

[glittersnatch]

Uh no maybe. Because if you want to buy all your makeup and pay for a decent place, you're going to need one.

[vexy]

Really, Bo? Is that how it works? How odd!

[ Oh, the sarcasm. ]

[glittersnatch]

... Go fuck yourself.

[vexy]

Or maybe I'll find go someone without the giant stick up their arse.

How about you call me when you, as Kenz would say, "find your chill".

[glittersnatch]

[Her expression just turns icy because he doesn't get to talk about Kenzi. Not when he was no where to be found when shit hit the fan.]

Then, I guess this should just be good bye because there's no way I'm calling you.

[vexy]

Are you even going to bother to explain why you're pissed off at me? Or do you just prefer it this way? I just want to make certain I know exactly why I've been booted to the side once more.

[glittersnatch]

Okay, you want to get into this? Where I'm from Hale and Rainer have been killed by some asshat human, and Kenzi's heartbroken. But do you even care now? You sure didn't then.